Speaking of a shitty day, I just read an article of about some dude that got his arm stuck in a toilet trying to retrieve his dropped phone.
BEIJING (Reuters) – A Chinese man who got his arm stuck in a toilet pipe in an attempt to retrieve his dropped mobile phone was freed by rescuers, state television reported on Tuesday.When rescue workers arrived on the scene in Jiangsu province in eastern China, they found the man crouched over the toilet in a bathroom stall, his entire arm submerged up to the shoulder in the drain.Workers broke the porcelain bowl with crowbars and hammered the pipes, taking care not to injure the man, CCTV reported.After 10 minutes of work, the man was able to slowly remove his cut and bruised arm from the bowl and retrieve his waterlogged phone.(Writing by Roya Stephens; Editing by Elaine Lies)
Also, what the fuck?? Kanye West replaced the bottom row of his teeth for diamonds. When rappers aren't blowing their noses with $20s (Soulja fag) they purchase more jewelery than anyone will EVER need. And no, these are NOT "fronts". He REMOVED his enamels to put diamonds in their place. What a load of fuck.
Ellen DeGeneres: You ripped all those teeth out and put in that??
Kanye West: I just thought diamonds were cooler
There you go. More proof that you CAN get dumber and that Kanye doesn't live on the same planet as us.
And one more thing. Anyone seen The Town or The Social Network? What did you guys think? I need a movie to watch this weekend.